A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats. Anonymous
A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money. Everett Dirksen
A billion hours ago, human life appeared on earth. A billion minutes ago, Christianity emerged. A billion Coca-Colas ago was yesterday morning. 1996 Coca-Cola Company annual report
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward. Anonymous
A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals. Ronnie Corbett
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx (1895-1977)
